Self,
Next Valentine's Day, don't wait until February 14th to buy your wife a card. Otherwise you will be stuck buying her a card from your child that starts off, "Mommies come in all different shapes and sizes." And you just don't want to have to go through the repercussions of that again.
Bryan
4 comments:
This really made me laugh.
...come in all shapes and sizes...
that right there's funny, i don't care who you are
Seriously -- who puts that on a Valentine's card??? But it was the only one to "Mommy" at the store I was at and I was not about to get out and fight the crowd at yet another store. Hindsight is 20/20 -- I should have fought the crowd.
Stale Box of Chocolates - $4.99
Dead Flowers - $16.49
Price of 'all shapes and sizes' Card - $1.49
Waiting to the last minute to do your Valentine's Day shopping...priceless.
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